HAWG RYDER'S OLD SKOOL
BIKER SCHOOL

Got yourself a nice new shiny Harley?
Want to impress the neighbors?
Tired of real bikers making fun of you? (** IMPORTANT! See note at bottom of page)
Then THIS is the place for you!!

In a few short weeks, you can learn what others spend a lifetime developing....fool your friends....impress the girls!! For a few pennies a day, you will have access to all of the tricks of the trade:

• How to "age" those shiny new leathers!

• How to tie a doo-rag like a seasoned ex-con!

• Shaving tips!

• How to make your own fingerless gloves!

• How to make it appear as if you have grease and grime imbedded in your fingernails, yet still quickly wash it off in time for that meeting with the boss!

• How to "look" menancing, never having to stand in line for anything again!

• Learn the "lingo"...cussing to add color to your image!

• The trick of washing your bike with dirty water to simulate road grime!

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Once you master the basics,
you're ready for the intermediate lessons:

• Don't be a Pinhead, know the difference between a Knucklehead and an Ironhead!

• How to applie "instant tan" lotion to get that "just got off the road" windburn look without riding a mile!

• How to place bugs in your teeth to further simulate a real ride!

• Learn why "billet" is a four letter word!

• Discover the difference between "ol' lady" and OLD lady!

• $150 sunglasses are gay, especially if they're chrome!

• Fake tattoos, no pain - no gain!

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And finally....step up to ADVANCED lessons:

• It's called a KICKSTART asshole!

• Joint rolling isn't for sissies!

• H.O.G. is NOT cool!

• Yes, you CAN change your own oil!

• OCC is just plain WRONG!

• Learn how to spit while riding, without drooling all over your sorry ass when you are actually on the road!

• And many more!!

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Are you ready to step up??!! Limited space, sign up now! Not available at any authorized dealership!! But for a limited time only, you CAN change your life....sign up for the "basic" plan for the special introductory offer of only $250,
paid in five easy monthly payments of
$62.50!!

HURRY! First 50 applicants will receive a free genuine Hawg Ryder artificial biker buck knife!!

SIGN UP NOW!!!!

Call 1-800-WANNA BE

**disclaimer: Hawg Ryder can not be held responsible for any negative impacts as a direct or indirect result of this course...don't blame me if you get your ass kicked when you roll up upon a bunch of 1%er's and say "Hey Bro's!!"

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HEY! If you already know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground
and you really want to get your hands greasy while enjoying a few laughs,
please feel free to join us at
http://www.hawgryder.com