RYDER'S OLD SKOOL
yourself a nice new shiny Harley?
Want to impress the neighbors?
Tired of real bikers making fun of you? (** IMPORTANT! See note at bottom of page)
Then THIS is the place for you!!
In a few short weeks, you can learn what others spend a lifetime developing....fool your friends....impress the girls!! For a few pennies a day, you will have access to all of the tricks of the trade:
How to "age" those shiny new leathers!
How to tie a doo-rag like a seasoned ex-con!
How to make your own fingerless gloves!
How to make it appear as if you have grease and grime imbedded in your fingernails, yet still quickly wash it off in time for that meeting with the boss!
How to "look" menancing, never having to stand in line for anything again!
Learn the "lingo"...cussing to add color to your image!
The trick of washing your bike with dirty water to simulate road grime!
you master the basics,
you're ready for the intermediate lessons:
Don't be a Pinhead, know the difference between a Knucklehead and an Ironhead!
How to applie "instant tan" lotion to get that "just got off the road" windburn look without riding a mile!
How to place bugs in your teeth to further simulate a real ride!
Learn why "billet" is a four letter word!
Discover the difference between "ol' lady" and OLD lady!
$150 sunglasses are gay, especially if they're chrome!
Fake tattoos, no pain - no gain!
And finally....step up to ADVANCED lessons:
It's called a KICKSTART asshole!
Joint rolling isn't for sissies!
H.O.G. is NOT cool!
Yes, you CAN change your own oil!
OCC is just plain WRONG!
Learn how to spit while riding, without drooling all over your sorry ass when you are actually on the road!
And many more!!
you ready to step up??!! Limited space, sign up now! Not
available at any authorized dealership!! But for a limited time
only, you CAN change your life....sign up for the
"basic" plan for the special introductory offer of only
paid in five easy monthly payments of
HURRY! First 50 applicants will
receive a free genuine Hawg Ryder artificial biker buck knife!!
SIGN UP NOW!!!!
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